Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door. - Phyllis Diller quotes

Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.

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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

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