Author: Phyllis Diller
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.
Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.
I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends