Author: Phyllis Diller
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Good Night Messages for Wife
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.
I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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