Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it. - Phyllis Diller quotes

Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Quotes - You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.

I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Author: Phyllis Diller

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