Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it. - Phyllis Diller quotes

Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.

Author: Phyllis Diller

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My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.

I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

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