Author: Phyllis Diller
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.
Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Love Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
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