Author: Mitch Hedberg
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
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Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
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