Author: Mitch Hedberg
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
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