Author: Mitch Hedberg
Good Night Messages for Wife
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
Nothing profits more than self-esteem, grounded on what is just and right.
Author: John Milton
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.
There is a road from the eye to the heart that does not go through the intellect.
Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton
When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do.
Author: Walt Disney
We have lived in a world where the discoveries of physics and genetics are far more awe-inspiring, as well as infinitely more liberating, than the claims of any religion.
Author: Christopher Hitchens
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
Author: Lewis Carroll
My biggest resource is my mind.
Author: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends