Author: Mitch Hedberg
See all Mitch Hedberg Quotes
Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
