Author: Mitch Hedberg
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
