Author: Mitch Hedberg
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.
Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
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