Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee. - Mitch Hedberg quotes

Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

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Mitch Hedberg Quotes - My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes - I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes - I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.

I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes - I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes - I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like,

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes - I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

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