The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

The Philippines has no policy that demands sacrifice of human lives.

A president can be as strong as she wants to be.

I'm not worried. I'm in control.

I will follow my father's footsteps by doing what is right, and God will take care of the rest. My father is my role model. My living role model is Cory Aquino.

I want justice to be so pervasive that it will be taken for granted, just as injustice is taken for granted today.

I follow my father's philosophy; Do what is good, do what is right, and God will take care of the rest.

Its never right to fight terror with terror.

Now I ask you to make your sacrifice. Take a gamble. I took the plunge and I'm glad of it.

The power of one, if fearless and focused, is formidable, but the power of many working together is better.

We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Only lie about the future.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.

Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.