He's so fat, he can be his own running mate. - Johnny Carson quotes

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

Author: Johnny Carson

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Gloria Macapagal Arroyo Quotes - The power of one, if fearless and focused, is formidable, but the power of many working together is better.

The power of one, if fearless and focused, is formidable, but the power of many working together is better.

Author: Gloria Macapagal Arroyo

Johnny Carson Quotes - The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - Only lie about the future.

Only lie about the future.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

Author: Johnny Carson

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