If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. - Johnny Carson quotes

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Author: Johnny Carson

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Johnny Carson Quotes - The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - Only lie about the future.

Only lie about the future.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

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