Author: Johnny Carson
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We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.
He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
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