Author: Johnny Carson
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Good Night Messages for Wife
He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Only lie about the future.
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.
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