A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. - Johnny Carson quotes

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - Only lie about the future.

Only lie about the future.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.

Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.

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