Johnny Carson
The power of one, if fearless and focused, is formidable, but the power of many working together is better.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.
He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Only lie about the future.
I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.
George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?
I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.
I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.
Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.
The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
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