Author: Johnny Carson
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Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.
Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.
George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?
I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.
Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.
The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
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