Author: Johnny Carson
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?
I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.
I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.
The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
