The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered. - Johnny Carson quotes

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

Author: Johnny Carson

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Johnny Carson Quotes - I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.

I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.

I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.

Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.

If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.

I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

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