Author: Johnny Carson
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The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.
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