Author: Johnny Carson
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Happy New Year Wishes
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.
Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.
Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto. Usually a mop or a leaf blower.
I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.
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