Author: Johnny Carson
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto. Usually a mop or a leaf blower.
I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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