Author: Johnny Carson
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Breakup Quotes & Messages
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
