Author: Johnny Carson
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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