Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. - Johnny Carson quotes

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Author: Johnny Carson

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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.

Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.

May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

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