Author: Johnny Carson
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.
May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
I'm inspired by my faith of course, and all the different people around me.
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Love Status in Hindi
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