I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. - Johnny Carson quotes

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Author: Johnny Carson

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Johnny Carson Quotes - Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Author: Johnny Carson

Laura Bush Quotes - I'm inspired by my faith of course, and all the different people around me.

I'm inspired by my faith of course, and all the different people around me.

Author: Laura Bush

Laura Bush Quotes - Books are important. They help you sleep at night.

Books are important. They help you sleep at night.

Author: Laura Bush

Laura Bush Quotes - We need to alert women everywhere about the seriousness of heart disease.

We need to alert women everywhere about the seriousness of heart disease.

Author: Laura Bush

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