My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker. - Woody Allen quotes

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

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Woody Allen Quotes - A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

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Woody Allen Quotes - The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

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Woody Allen Quotes - All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

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Woody Allen Quotes - Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.

Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.

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Woody Allen Quotes - I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Author: Woody Allen

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