Author: Woody Allen
Good Night Messages for Wife
I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
Government is the only institution that can take a valuable commodity like paper, and make it worthless by applying ink.
Author: Ludwig von Mises
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid
Author: Kate Moss
I know what I can do, so I never doubt myself.
Author: Usain Bolt
One's suffering disappears when one lets oneself go when one yields - even to sadness.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
None of us, including me, ever do great things. But we can all do small things, with great love, and together we can do something wonderful.
Author: Mother Teresa
Nothing is worse and more hurtful than a happiness that comes too late.
Author: Ivan Turgenev
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Love Quotes & Messages
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