Author: Woody Allen
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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