Woody Allen
Paranoia is knowing all the facts.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.
Why ruin a good story with the truth?
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.
Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
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