I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. - Woody Allen quotes

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Author: Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes - My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.

Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

Author: Woody Allen

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