Woody Allen
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
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