My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it. - Woody Allen quotes

My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.

Author: Woody Allen

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?

Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?

I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

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