Author: Woody Allen
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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