Author: Woody Allen
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.
Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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