What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen quotes

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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Woody Allen Quotes - Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?

Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

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Woody Allen Quotes - His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

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Woody Allen Quotes - Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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Woody Allen Quotes - Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

Author: Woody Allen

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