Author: Woody Allen
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
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