Author: Woody Allen
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Good Night Messages for Wife
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
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