Author: Woody Allen
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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