I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts. - Woody Allen quotes

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.

Author: Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes - Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

Author: Woody Allen

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