Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you. - Mark Twain quotes

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

Author: Mark Twain

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Mark Twain Quotes - Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Author: Mark Twain

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