The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

Congress: America's only true criminal class.

There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.

The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one.

If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.