I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain quotes

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Author: Mark Twain

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Mark Twain Quotes - If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - The secret of making progress is to get started.

The secret of making progress is to get started.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Author: Mark Twain

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