A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain quotes

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Author: Mark Twain

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Mark Twain Quotes - I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - The secret of making progress is to get started.

The secret of making progress is to get started.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations. We keep on turning and making new combinations indefinitely; but they are the same old pieces of colored glass that have been in use through all the ages.

There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations. We keep on turning and making new combinations indefinitely; but they are the same old pieces of colored glass that have been in use through all the ages.

Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

Author: Mark Twain

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