Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The secret of making progress is to get started.

You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations. We keep on turning and making new combinations indefinitely; but they are the same old pieces of colored glass that have been in use through all the ages.

Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

When the whole world says; that you will give up, that you will fail, that you are useless; then you have to do something which will make you an inspiration for the whole world, and that’s called success.

Once you successfully create a learning attitude, then no one can stop you from gathering unlimited money.

Games are related to life, you have to fail and lose in order to know the real strategy. In life, you learn from mistakes and grow. But games have an ending but life has got no end.

Losers have a list of reasons by which they couldn’t and a winner too have thousands of reasons which could stop them from doing, but a single reason to do is the reason for his success.