Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? - Steven Wright quotes

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?

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Steven Wright Quotes - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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Steven Wright Quotes - I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

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Steven Wright Quotes - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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Steven Wright Quotes - If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

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Steven Wright Quotes - When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

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Steven Wright Quotes - How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

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