Author: Steven Wright
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
