When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright quotes

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

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Steven Wright Quotes - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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Steven Wright Quotes - Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?

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Steven Wright Quotes - If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

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Steven Wright Quotes - How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

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Steven Wright Quotes - If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

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Steven Wright Quotes - I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

Author: Steven Wright

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