Author: Steven Wright
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Love Status in Hindi
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Alone Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
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