Author: Steven Wright
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Good Night Messages for Wife
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
