Author: Steven Wright
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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